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Date Posted: 3/23/2009
Posted By: Ben Warren
Member Since: 3/18/2008
Number of Replies: 5
Last Post: 3/24/2009
Funny Magic Joke
         A Mogg Fanatic walks into a bar, he goes up to a chair and immediately falls down dead. He's dead. Just drops dead.
        
        A couple minutes later, a Stillmoon Cavalier walks in, looks around, sits down and BAM, dies immediately.
        
        Right after that, a Noble Hierarch walks in, sets her staff down, sits at the bar, and dies instantly like the others....
        
        A squire drinking at the bar starts to get worried, so he asks the bartender, "Hey man, what's up with all these people dying?"
        
        He points at the bar and says, "What do you expect? That's a -1/-1 counter."


Pwn'd.


Change AvatarDate Posted: 3/23/2009
Posted By: Matthew Ratz
Member Since: 2/29/2008
         wah wah waaaaaaah!


Playing to Win is Playing for Fun - Matthew Ratz


Change AvatarDate Posted: 3/23/2009
Posted By: Ben Warren
Member Since: 3/18/2008
         Yo mamma is so fat, she IS the stack!


Pwn'd.


Change AvatarDate Posted: 3/23/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
         I would enjoy setting you on fire.


"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina.


Date Posted: 3/23/2009
Posted By: Tim Scott
Member Since: 4/9/2008
         It seems to me that the Mogg at least could at least take someone or something with it.


Evil will always triump because good is dumb.


Change AvatarDate Posted: 3/24/2009
Posted By: Matthew Ratz
Member Since: 2/29/2008
         that's cause you support terrorists timmy....


Playing to Win is Playing for Fun - Matthew Ratz


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