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Date Posted: 6/28/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
Number of Replies: 9
Last Post: 7/2/2009
A moment of silence for
         Billy Mays. You will be missed...


"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina.


Change AvatarDate Posted: 6/28/2009
Posted By: Tony Krohnvichtiger
Member Since: 5/5/2008
         Hey, the devil needs a good marketing face too.


"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read." - Pliny the Elder


Change AvatarDate Posted: 6/29/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
         Billy mays not only sold ice to the eskimos, he even sold them the extended warranty.


"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina.


Change AvatarDate Posted: 6/29/2009
Posted By: adam olson
Joined before August '08
         He's even selling 2 of himself for 3 easy payments of $19.99


"Have you ever seen a more beautifully punted baby?"- Bill Dauterive


Change AvatarDate Posted: 6/29/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
         Call now and get some MJ thrown in.


"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina.


Change AvatarDate Posted: 6/30/2009
Posted By: Jeff Peel
Joined before August '08
         I would just like to point out, celebrity deaths usually happen in groups of 3, but being the pitchman that he is, he decided to throw one in for free...


This was on Evan Erwin's "The Magic Show", so I'm 100% sure it's correct.


Change AvatarDate Posted: 6/30/2009
Posted By: Travis Peifer
Joined before August '08
         I think Vince suffocated him with a Shamwow


Hampton: "Can you read, my son?" Bubbles: "Well, that depends, can you go fuck yourself?"


Change AvatarDate Posted: 7/1/2009
Posted By: Travis Peifer
Joined before August '08
         Best Billy Mays "commercial" ever
        
         http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cze51WpybDU


Hampton: "Can you read, my son?" Bubbles: "Well, that depends, can you go fuck yourself?"


Change AvatarDate Posted: 7/2/2009
Posted By: Paul King
Member Since: 4/12/2008
         Billy Mays and MJ were the same age.


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Change AvatarDate Posted: 7/2/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
         Umm.... thank you Paul?


"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina.


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