 | Date Posted: 6/28/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
Number of Replies: 9
Last Post: 7/2/2009 |
| | A moment of silence for | Billy Mays. You will be missed...
"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina. |
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| Hey, the devil needs a good marketing face too.
"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read." - Pliny the Elder |
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| Date Posted: 6/29/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
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| Billy mays not only sold ice to the eskimos, he even sold them the extended warranty.
"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina. |
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 | Date Posted: 6/29/2009
Posted By: adam olson
Joined before August '08
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| He's even selling 2 of himself for 3 easy payments of $19.99
"Have you ever seen a more beautifully punted baby?"- Bill Dauterive |
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| Date Posted: 6/29/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
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| Call now and get some MJ thrown in.
"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina. |
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 | Date Posted: 6/30/2009
Posted By: Jeff Peel
Joined before August '08
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| I would just like to point out, celebrity deaths usually happen in groups of 3, but being the pitchman that he is, he decided to throw one in for free...
This was on Evan Erwin's "The Magic Show", so I'm 100% sure it's correct. |
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 | Date Posted: 6/30/2009
Posted By: Travis Peifer
Joined before August '08
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| I think Vince suffocated him with a Shamwow
Hampton: "Can you read, my son?" Bubbles: "Well, that depends, can you go fuck yourself?" |
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| Date Posted: 7/1/2009
Posted By: Travis Peifer
Joined before August '08
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| Best Billy Mays "commercial" ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cze51WpybDU
Hampton: "Can you read, my son?" Bubbles: "Well, that depends, can you go fuck yourself?" |
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 | Date Posted: 7/2/2009
Posted By: Paul King
Member Since: 4/12/2008
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| Billy Mays and MJ were the same age.
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| Date Posted: 7/2/2009
Posted By: Zack Strait
Member Since: 4/9/2008
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| Umm.... thank you Paul?
"The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean." re: Ghostface Killa on lil' kim's vagina. |
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